IT guy talking to a product manager…
IT: Why are you selecting the company logo in the upper left?
PM: Because I want to get back to the homepage….
IT: Why don’t you click on the ‘Home’ tab?
PM: I don’t know, I’ve always clicked on the company’s logo to get back to the homepage, it’s standard procedure on every website.
IT: Damn it, then I’ve got to fix the error that redirects our users, who click on the logo, to /null …
Guy on the phone describing a colleague the way to a customer
Guy: its easy to find, just enter Gardenstreet into your GPS.
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Guy: Gardenstreet.
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Guy: GARDENSTREET!
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Guy: What do you mean you can’t find it? GARDENSTREET!
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Guy: G-A-R-D-E-N-S-T-R-E-E-T!!!!
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Guy: OF COURSE I’M READING IT RIGHT! GARDENSTRE… oh wait.. Gardenroad… fuck.
Two flash coders discussing their work…
A:
public, do I need that?
B: No, I told you about that yesterday…
A: Ah, yeah, only needed for user acces rights. Ok, then I’ll get rid of it. Thanks!
